I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
steven universe is basically just a perfect cartoon that’s it no arguments
no offense but what the fuck am i doing
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER